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I'm Ok
01:59
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Times, I get to thinkin
All bout the drinkin
I get the jones
Booze, you just can't lose
It's like the news, It's just the nazz
Why are you talking at me like I'm your enemy?
Hell bent on changing my mind
When I feel alright
Dude, this ain't about you
It's just what I do
I'm on a high
Fools, I got to pity you
Suffice to suffuse
Drink in the vibe
Why are you talking at me like I'm your enemy?
Hell bent on breaking my stride
When I feel alright
I'm alright
I feel
I feel
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2. |
Pink Mohawk Girl
02:11
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She's got loving in her eyes, she's got something between her thighs
She's got something waiting there for me
She's got on a pretty dress, and she is such a fucking mess
Love is blind and I can barely see
But she stole my heart, then she stole my beer
She's my Pink mohawk girl
She's the one for me, mohawk girl
She's got big black combat boots, and she's got blonde all in her roots
She's got something waiting there for me
She's got big pink spiky hair, running round like she don't care
Wants it all, but all she got was me
But she stole my heart, then she stole my beer
She's my pink mohawk girl
She's the one for me, mohawk girl
She's got hair all in a mess
She's got patches on her dress
She's got big black combat boots
She's got blonde all in her roots
She's so cute
She's so fine
She's got loving on her mind
What she wants
What she sees
And what she needs
She's my pink mohawk girl
She's so pink you want to sink the pink
You want to sink the pink with me
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3. |
Faceb**k Lives
02:06
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So upset about the government, oh no
Oh no, here we go
Can't seem to wrap your mind around a squid bro, go
Squid Bro, Hell no
Ain't the kinda guy to just let it go
Let it go, ebb and flow
Shout down Mr. Braggadocio
Braggo, need to know
Tell me again how I've lost my mind
Tell me friend, what do you do to get by
With your shitty paycheck, and your several Facebook lives, and lies
It's been a hard ride on a dirty butthole
Bunghole, Romeo
Sycophants licking on your dickhole
Dickhole, Bozzio
Space Dokken, rockin like a Rainbow
Lasto, line-O
Last in line for hologram Dio
Dio, Sing-O
Tell me again how you don't get high
Well tell me friend, what do you do to get by
With your shitty paycheck, and your several Facebook lives, and lies
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4. |
Orange King
02:32
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Fake news giving you the blues
All fed up with them real bad dudes
Break the law, gonna make a call
Build a wall, gonna save us all
All hail the orange king
Gonna make a mess of everything
Make America hate again
Snowflakes bow down!
Shoot shoot, my Putie Poot
Rubber sheets and a scuba suit
Russian bride got me on my knees
Wipe my chin cause I aim to please ya
All hail the orange king
Gonna make a mess of everything
Make America hate again
Snowflakes bow down!
Tweet tweet, ain't it sweet
Watching Fox while I beat my meat
Enemies can't impeach me
Living dreams on amphetamines
All hail the orange king
Gonna make a mess of everything
Make America Hate again
Snowflakes bow down!
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5. |
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Urine trouble and you don't even know how deep
Urine difference dipped in a river of sleep
Urins sane if you think that things are ever gonna change
Urine for a treat if you just got saved
Take the time to realize
Asshole
Your fucking face makes me roll my eyes
Urine asshole
Can't stand it for another day
Asshole
Now I know there's nothing more to say
Woooo!
Urine competence never ceases to astound
Urine credible honkyness knows no bounds
Urine capable of turning a frown upside down
Urine satiable lust for a taste of the brown
One more minute I'll go insane
Asshole
You need to move a million miles away
Urine asshole
I want to know what it's gonna take
Asshole
For you to get the fuck outta my face
You're an insufferable blundering boob, you suck
Your inexcusable incongruous impishness, sucks
Your incendiary solipsistic world view, sucks
Is indicative of dicks like you, and it sucks
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6. |
Don't Shit Where You Eat
02:04
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I keep saying but you're not swaying
You keep saying that you're not playing
Now you see I've come to call
Now I see you want to ball
All that mess you put me through
Try to show just a little bit of class
Everything you made me do
Before I gotta put a foot up your ass
Bye bye baby say goodbye
Don't stand so close to me
Don't shit where you eat
Now I'm saying that I'll be staying
I'm just saying that I'm not swaying
Now you see I've come to call
Now I see you want to ball
Everything you did to me
Try to show just a little bit of class
Finally I'm living free
Before I've gotta put a foot up your ass
Bye bye baby say goodbye
Don't stand so close to me
Don't shit where you eat
All the things you said you'd do
Try and show just a little bit of class
Everything you put me through
Before I've gotta put a foot up your ass
Bye bye baby hope you die
Don't stand so close to me
Don't do it
Don't shit where you eat!
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7. |
Knee Jerks
02:49
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I see right through you
Knee jerking hoodoo
Always demanding
Get both your hands in
You don't know who you're talking to walking before you
Yell at the world your flag unfurled haven't a clue
It's too bad you don't understand the damage that you do
Your mouths are running
Lock all the fun in
Static solution
False institution
You're the first of the last way too fast bowing before you
Yell at the world with your flag unfurled, never a clue
It's too bad you don't understand the damage that you do
And your need for validation
Makes me question
Righteous standing virtue signals always saying
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8. |
Boner Pills
02:40
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Broke down in the middle of love
I need one of them little blue pills most dudes don't even speak of
Please, I just need a shove
Into the right direction, for my erection
To rise above
I've tried body rubs
I've tried Pornhubs
I've tried fleshlights
I've tried jungle love, oh my
Hard as a Slayer riff
Stiff as Marvin Gaye
Long as a yardstick
Gonna be a bright blue day
Ain't nobody gonna cure my ills, gotta get me some boner pills
Saldinifils
Doctor, please advise
It seems every exercise in enterprise is nothing but more lies
Surprise, and all that that implies
It seems I need to catalyze to rise up in my Levis
I tried dick creams
I tried magazines
I tried Enzytes
I tried everything
Hard as a snuff flick
Stiffer than Harry Reams
Bent like a hockey stick
Gonna take a bright blue dream
Ain't no lover gonna cure my ills, I need me some boner pills
and thrills
I tried Vaselines
I tried whipped creams
I tried penis pumps
I tried cocaines
Oh my, lady
Hard as Grace Slick
Don't say sorry
Stiff as JFK
Don't you worry
Taste like a salt lick
It's not you, it's me
Gonna be a bright blue day
Oh my Lady
Hard as ????????
Don't say sorry
Stiff as Charlemagne
Don't you worry
Big as a moose dick
It's not you, it's me
Gonna be a bright blue day
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9. |
WTF?
03:11
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Doctor says I'm doing fine
When he sticks his hands inside my mind
He says take two of these you're gonna be OK
Never again I'll see the light of day
You'll do great, you're going to be OK I'm not OK
You'll do fine, you're gonna be alright I'm not alright OK
What the fuck is wrong with me
Girlfriend says we're not quite right
Once again we start our stupid fight
We're gonna cry all night till we don't get it right
Kick and scream until the morning light
She says, We'll do fine we're gonna be alright. I'm not alright
You'll do great you're gonna be okay I'm not OK alright
What the fuck is wrong with me
I'll do fine I'm gonna be alright I'm not alright!
I'll do great I'm gonna be okay
I'm not OK!
What the fuck is wrong with me
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