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Boner Pills

from Hangoverture by BoozeLords

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lyrics

Broke down in the middle of love
I need one of them little blue pills most dudes don't even speak of
Please, I just need a shove
Into the right direction, for my erection
To rise above
I've tried body rubs
I've tried Pornhubs
I've tried fleshlights
I've tried jungle love, oh my

Hard as a Slayer riff
Stiff as Marvin Gaye
Long as a yardstick
Gonna be a bright blue day

Ain't nobody gonna cure my ills, gotta get me some boner pills
Saldinifils

Doctor, please advise
It seems every exercise in enterprise is nothing but more lies
Surprise, and all that that implies
It seems I need to catalyze to rise up in my Levis
I tried dick creams
I tried magazines
I tried Enzytes
I tried everything

Hard as a snuff flick
Stiffer than Harry Reams
Bent like a hockey stick
Gonna take a bright blue dream

Ain't no lover gonna cure my ills, I need me some boner pills
and thrills

I tried Vaselines
I tried whipped creams
I tried penis pumps
I tried cocaines

Oh my, lady
Hard as Grace Slick
Don't say sorry
Stiff as JFK
Don't you worry
Taste like a salt lick
It's not you, it's me
Gonna be a bright blue day
Oh my Lady
Hard as ????????
Don't say sorry
Stiff as Charlemagne
Don't you worry
Big as a moose dick
It's not you, it's me
Gonna be a bright blue day

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from Hangoverture, track released July 26, 2022

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